Why G-d Never Received University Tenure
- He had only one major publication.
- It was in Hebrew; had no references; wasn't published in an academic journal; and some doubt he wrote it himself.
- He may have created the world, but what has he done since?
- The scientific community cannot replicate his results.
- He never received permission from the ethics board to use human subjects.
- When one experiment went awry, he tried to cover it up by drowning the subjects.
- He rarely came to class; telling the students to, "Read the book."
- Some say he had his son teach the class.
- He expelled his first two students.
- His office hours were irregular and sometimes held on a mountain top.
- Although there were only ten requirements, most students failed.
Via Tyndale Tech (incidentally, as Jim Davilla notes, a great list of primary and other sources for Jewish study).
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