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The Exodus in Computer Command Language

>Release ISRAEL

  ISRAEL running in slave mode, cannot release

>Set ISRAEL; mode = master

  Pharaoh already running in master mode, cannot change ISRAEL

>Set Pharaoh; mode = slave

  Command ignored

>Load Moshe

  Done

>Deactivate Pharaoh

  Pharaoh account hard locked; cannot be deactivated

>For I=1 to 10; do Plagues

  Are you sure? Y

  Done

>Release ISRAEL

  error: ISRAEL uninitialized

>Set ISRAEL = 600,000

  Done

>Release ISRAEL

  ISRAEL released

>Declare Matza; array(width=20,length=20,height=0)

  Done

>Move ISRAEL to Sinai

  OPERATOR WARNING! SYSTEM ABOUT TO CRASH! PHARAOH AND RED SEA HAVE LIMITED

  YOUR MEMORY SPACE! SAVE YOUR WORK!

>Save ISRAEL

  Specify save device

>Save ISRAEL with miracle

  Done

>Move ISRAEL to Sinai

  Done

>For I=1 to 10; do Commandments

  Allocation conflict: Commandments cannot be operated with active golden

  calf routine

>Destroy calf

  Done

>For I=1 to 10; do Commandments

  Done; Commandments stored on hard rock device

>Move ISRAEL to desert

  Warning! Command could lead to infinite loop

>Move ISRAEL to desert; limit=40 years

  Done

>Build Mishkan

  Syntax error

>Build Mishkan; owner = Betzalel

  Done

>Move ISRAEL to ISRAEL

  Warning: operand terms must be unique

>Move ISRAEL to CANAAN

  Overload: cannot move all of ISRAEL to CANAAN

>Set ISRAEL = ISRAEL - (number over 20 years at Release)

  Done

>Move ISRAEL to CANAAN

  Done

>Happy Pesach

  To you too!